"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
"I’m sorry, what does the McChef recommend?"
I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing.
i cAME HOME TO HEAR MY MUM AND DAD SHOUTING ABUSE AT EACH OTHER AND MY MUM THREATENING DIVORCE AND I GOT SCARED BUT OMFG IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE PLAYING MARIO KART
jennifer lawrence is the living embodiment of that episode where spongebob rips his pants and he keeps doing it for attention
i feel like every week i’m just like “i need to get through this week”